wrinkles you make me laugh

After cleaning up he said, “Boys, you saved the President of the United States today. You deserve a reward. You name it, I’ll give it to you.” The first boy said, “Please, I’d like a ticket to Disneyland!” “I’ll personally hand it to you,” said Bush. “I’d like a pair of Nike Air Turbos,” the second boy said. “I’ll buy them myself and give them to you,” said Bush. “And I’d like a wheelchair with a stereo in it,” said the third boy.

Ok -- well I had a funny situation with my 11 yr old son the other day --- that gave the two of us a great laugh.. Hopefully it translates here for you so you can get a laugh out of it as well... Firstly, I need to give a quick background so the story works so here it is... In my efforts to get and stay clean from my pill addiction I told my kids of my addiction early on in my recovery..

Pay attention to the world around you. Laugh every day and better yet - make someone else laugh. Do something to make the world a better place. It is true, I am not the beauty I was at 17, but I look pretty good... I do not have wrinkles or gray hair - thanks to my fabulous hairdresser. Try to take things a bit less seriously. Time passes, life happens ... you can determine your reaction to that life.

Is it normal if you stare at your skin in bright light to see extremely fine lines around the mouth area besides the regular laugh lines further u p closer to the cheek. when i smile i get wrinkles around the eye and upper cheek. when i stop smilling i could see traces of those lines. not very obvious no one can see it only from up close. Is it normal to see such lines? or I am examing my skin too closely.

lol i needed a good laugh it pis%es me off too especially **** like that, were trying to get off drugs not get botox and who would do that to themselfs?

So normally I have parasthesia in my hands. This time its in my feet. It's not so bad but what is driving me nuts is that it keeps feeling like there's wrinkles in my socks! I take my shoes off and the socks are perfect. Ugh! Just frustrated and needed to vent.

I am 47, light complexion and problem area are dry skin wrinkles on forehead, laugh lines and crows feet and under eye lines. I have tried Olay regenerist, ROC and Garnier Nutritionist and currently seen ad for Hydroxatone that contains matrixly 3000, argireline and hyaluronic acid and is there anything you can recommend I use that can help minimize the wrinkles while adding collagen and elasticity to my skin. I am tired of products that offer a lot but delivers nothing.

I must say that you have all shown me new wrinkles on wrinkles. Now when you say wrinkles are you talking about the type of wrinkle that a coach might put into a football game, or a baseball game etc. I wrinkled up my brow trying to find what wrinkles you are talking about. Now I have a whole new set of wrinkles. My old wrinkles are upset at the interlopers and are holding meetings above and below my lips.

Lol aww, glad you were okay!! I agree with Laceylace. I dusted with pledge one day and even my DOG slipped!! It was cute and hilarious but he was okay. lol. That stuff is super slippery also! Lol@ your son.

Is it fibrous tissue that replaced collagen that has attached itself to underlying muscle? What could cause pitting and what could cause pitting to turn into wrinkles? Can you give me a medical description of what happened to my skin? I'm frustrated and tired of dealing with people who, in fear of a court case, will not give me a straight answer or recommend a treatment for this symptom.

or as apologetic as opi can get. just my 2 cents, but i love your post bro. they never fail to make me laugh just when i need it, and it is your way to deal with wut your going thru. did one of your post say 2 days no weed? awesome bro, sounds like you are really dedicated. much love...

ve tried every other medication for my migraines, but they make me feel like I just did a lot of cocaine! My heart races, my anxiety rises, I shake and can't sleep. Now I feel like it's either live with the migraines or be dope sick without migraines. HELP!!!!

Many songs make me happy--------- you are so right. Music can just perk you right up on a bad day! And you are so funny picking out your funeral song!!! Okay, this is corny but . . . "you are my sunshine". Oh, don't laugh. It is happy and I sang it all the time to both my boys when they were babies and they still light up when I sing it or they hear it. It is sentimental at this point . . . Face full of freckles by Natasha Beddinghaus----- nice message, upbeat song!

i recently accidently produced wrinkles under my eyes from trying to rub soap out of my eyes in the shower, the soap , and i tried getting it out in the shower by rubbing my eyes because they were stinging and since soap on skin creates a lot of friction i discovered i got wrinkles the next day and the skin under my eyes its a bit more corse than usual. i must of stretched the fibres of my skin im only 20.

That is definitely something I want to do differently with me this time, is make sure I pamper myself a bit more. Sometimes I was focusing so much on taking care of the "inside" that I forgot about taking care of the "outside" too.

Hi, I am 25, had a baby a year ago, am breastfeeding and have wrinkles on my left forearm. I was wondering if you ever figured out the cause.

OK, I just pictured that, and it made me laugh.

Here's some more... Q: will an apple a day really keep the doctor away? A: it all depends on how well you aim Doc in training: sir, there's writing on this cadaver's foot Doc: no worries, that's just a footnote Patient: doc, do you have anything for my liver? Doc: what about some onions? Receptionist: this doc is so funny, he'll have you in stitches Patient: I hope not, I just came in for a checkup!! Patient: doctor, I've swallowed a spoon!

It wont go away if you stp masturbating. You need to make sure that when you finish that you thoroughly wash your penis after you finish. What can make it go away is vitamin e oil. Just buy a bottle of the pills an poke one with a needle. You can the apply it to the head of your penis. The wrinkling is caused by a lubricant that your penis provieds and if not cleaned of may dry the head of your penis and leave a fishy odor. The oil may return the smoothness after a long period of use.

I went to the doctor and he looked through the slit lamp noting that he did not see any problems (flap edges OK and no wrinkles) and that he saw a tear film. Should I be requesting a topography scan (or other scan) to be done?

The botox works for headaches the same way it works to smooth out wrinkles... it paralizes the nerves. I understand that this in no way cures me or makes me better, but I don't need to take pain meds that I'll need rehab for later (and they didn't work anyway). The process wasn't a lot of fun, it involved 36 injections, they circled my head like a halo, then went down the back of my neck and into my shoulders.

I just got done reading these and I tell ya, I am still choking and wiping the tears.... UGH, you guys are just trying to make me laugh, how dare you? hehehehe I'm supposed to be all mad and stuff but how can I be now? I love you all so much and this has really made my day. Thank you for being the best friends anyone could have!!!!

Lol yes. Her faces make me laugh all the time! Shes only 2 weeks old & when shes done eating i swear she makes the funniest faces.

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