why are farts loud

I will just be walking around or standing, usually at work and I will have loud farts come out of my vagina, they have no smell, pain or discharge. I have never been pregnant or had a hysterectomy so that can't be why. Do you know why this happens and if there is anything I can do about it? I am 43 years old and usually only have sex 2 to 3 times per month but the air farts never occur during sex or after.

well if you hear sounds, it may not be the baby letting out gas, it could just be the pressure from where everything is in your body and when you move the wrong way your intestines can rub together and actually make a loud enough sound to where you can hear it and think its a fart....but there are also actual gases in you and they may just be slipping around in there so you can actually hear it :) silly right?

Than after three days i had this sudden attack of loud burps. After a few burps I felt a bit easy and it was than only when I realized I am suffering from some gastric problem. The burps continued and showed no signs of coming to normalcy. I got myself tested for stomach ulcers but the endoscopy turned out to be negative.I even got a bromide test done to see if there is any congestion in my food pipe and digestive tracts.Even this was not the problem.

For over 10 years I've had horribly loud noises that come from the intestinal area, which is getting worse and worse. It's almost constant. When I touch the area where the noises come from (it varies, there are a couple different noises), sometimes it feels like something is bubbling almost. My primary doctor told me there's nothing to be done about it, and it wasn't a big deal, but it is. It's taken over my life.

Seems that the #3 combo plate needed some room and just had to push some gas out. But, I was too scared to f.art. You know how it is. After 50 you just can't trust 'em any more. I've been burned. We've all been burned by the poserturd. Some more than once. But in the end, all turned out well, till the next morning, and the #3 combo plate got it's revenge.

and it makes me so sad because i used to be so smart, like for instance i was always a great speller and now it takes me awhile to figure out how to spell something that remember knowing how to spell years ago??? and i always get like brain farts i guess you would call em, like i am getting ready to say somethin and then i just forget what i was going to say! Anyway, i am just always so sick, i never feel good!!! and always so tired. i don't feel healthy at all. Could it be CFS or diabetes???

A fart it is a pleasant thing, It gives the belly ease, It warms the bed in winter, And suffocates the fleas. A fart can be quiet, A fart can be loud, Some leave a powerful, Poisonous cloud A fart can be short, Or a fart can be long, Some farts have been known To sound like a song...... A fart can create A most curious medley, A fart can be harmless, Or silent , and deadly.

He casually farts around me all the time so why cant i? And wats with us farting while we are sleeping surely we dont lol.

Why females should avoid a girls' night out after they are married....If this does not make you laugh out loud, you have lost your sense of humor. The other night I was invited out for a night with the 'girls.' I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, 'I promise!' Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily. Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up and cuckooed 3 times.

) but I understand that its one's preference to be private.. but its something u could make fun of as a couple..

It most probably wind and all she needs to do is fart lol... my ds is the same and he has a bit of a whinge then passes the wind and goes back to sleep, maybe try a pacifier it may help her get rid of the wind in her stomach.

And some days, it's not even a child in this house. 3. I think loud farts are funny too. 4. Justin Bieber looks like a weenie. Can't we take that stupid poster off your wall and put up one of my old Pearl Jam ones instead? 5. Well, I think Great Uncle Max is in heaven. Your dad thinks he is rotting in a box for all eternity. 6. The dentist is scary as hell. 7. There's no Santa Claus.

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Why females should avoid a girls night out after they are married... (If this does not make you laugh out loud, you have lost your sense of humor.) The other night I was invited out for a night with the 'girls.' I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, 'I promise!' Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily. Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up and cuckooed three times.

Now you have me laughing out loud! My husband got a new application for his I-Phone yesterday which makes various fart sounds. He just had to try out them all!

I seem to get as I go up our stairs. Step, fart, step, fart, step, fart. I am feeling quite warped lately and have also taken to trying to play "turtle" with my hubby - I fart and then try to pull the blankets over his head. I then remind him of some of the nights that I have slept with air freshener next to the bed and have spent the night spraying so I could breath! Paybacks stink - literally - LOL! My other personal favorite is the hooha farts.

My boyfriend is snoring SOOOO loud!!! I wold like to get to sleep but I can't lay in the bed with him. Dammit...why do I always have to sleep on the couch!!

My stomache sometimes does seem to swell up as well. Anwyay, even when i do not have milk, i still feel like i still get alot of gas, i dont know why. I am not allergic to anything, and do not know of any other intolerance. But because of this excessive gas i am forced to hold it in depending where i might be. Example, i am a 14 year old girl, so when i am in class i usually get giant stomache aches because of the gas.

Probably every 10 min she will fire one off and its loud just like a human fart and 20x as stinky. Does anyone have any remedies as to how to get her to calm it down?

pregnancy is wierd and all kinds of weird things will happen to you. for instance, I dont know why but I cant stop farting.... its so embarrasing (thank god its not loud). When is your due date, mine is Nov 26.

Why females should avoid a girls night out after they are married... (If this does not make you laugh out loud, you have lost your sense of humor.) The other night I was invited out for a night with the 'girls.' I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, 'I promise!' Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily. Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up and cuckooed three times.

Why females should avoid a girls night out after they are married... (If this does not make you laugh out loud, you have lost your sense of humor.) The other night I was invited out for a night with the 'girls.' I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, 'I promise!' Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily. Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up and cuckooed three times.

I don't know if I'm creating problems or if these things need to be addressed. So, perhaps I could ask for some advice? My fiance and I have been together for about 3 years. We are getting married in a few months. In the beginning I was (and still am, for the most part) so attracted to him physically and emotionally. Things have changed a bit and I'm scared it will get worse. I want to fix it but I'm not sure if I'm being ridiculous or not.

like if she screams after each time you broccoli... newborns are very gassy. i never could have imagined such enourmous, loud, booming farts from my dd. it was hilarious to hear such noises from a tiny thing (under 5lbs). after about 2 or 3 months, their digestive tracts mature and the gassiness fades. part of the reason they get so many bubbles, in addition to not being very efficient swallowers yet, is the fact that their bodies are so tiny and the digestive tract has so many tight bends.

My doctor telling me at a visit saying 'if you need to fart tell me.' I obviously got red and asked 'why?

my baby is 3 months old, and she is having different mood lately,, at 7pm she always have a routine of crying, and she doesnt stop till she slept, then minutes after sleeping she cries and need to swing her again to get her back to sleep.dont know why she doing that evrynight, we put acetite on the tummy bec. we think she having bad gas on her stomach, to make her fart,, but it doesnt work she cries like she is being hit... i panic with her loud cry..

So is this all due to the flare? Can I really walk around farting all the time? Man this sure does bite, I hope it goes away and soon. Should I expect it too or is it here to stay? Thanks for reading and not listening LOL!!!

I have been going through some major mood swings lately, as i have been suffereing from Anxiety/Panic Disorder. I dont scream or anything, but i'll just get an attitude for like no reason and i take it ll out on my husband. 2 Nights ago, we both went upstairs to lay the baby in the crib because she had fallen asleep on my husband, as he was laying her down he did the loudest, longest fart and it made her wake up, and i said "stupid ***!!!" kinda like "why would you do that~!

I just HAD to brush it off.... This morning, I am putting spray on my hair in the office bathroom... a lady walks in and tells me 'why can't you just do this at home?!"... I said: 'because I'm ret*****... not super mom like you obviously'.... (let me tell you about this word later....). She proceeds to tell me how I should do a schedule blah blah blah blah blah.... I just HAD to.... yep! brush it off!!!! I've seen it now.... as a mom, you WILL NEVER please everyone...

Why are farts loud

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