Why are farts loud

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I constantly have a blotted stomach with continuous loud burps and even farts and if they stop anytime I start having a severe headache. at times there are acid reflux es with burning sensation all through my food pipe. I don't know what to do. Recently I read about Yeast infection and its symptoms and I am wondering can that be the cause of my problem. This is more so because i have been taking a lots of antibiotics from 3-4 years for curing my throat infection. Please help me on this.
He thinks its gross and makes a big deal about it but I tell him if I have to deal with all these horrible pregnancy symptoms then he can deal with some gas lol plus, now he farts too and didn't before. But mine are seriously the worst smelling farts I have ever smelled. Seriously. The Worst.
lol I can't stand football, baseball, basketball,.... anything involving a ball!!!!! ARRRRGHHH!!!! sports are dumb! lol ... so what are your biggest petpeeves???
Well, since we don't know how the little one is going to react to the noises of the fireworks we are going across the street where it is legal to do fireworks. My in-laws are across the street and it's a different county! So we will hang there this year and if the little one doesn't like them we can just run inside the house.....and I have a thing about being on the road on holidays b/c of all the drunk drivers and I am pretty sure we are going to be good crossing the street!
People are allergic to me. And a lot of other people around the world are suffering from this condition. Doctors do not beleive the reports, and most of them claim that we are crazy but we all know that we're far from being crazy. This condition causes so much heartache and stress. I have sent emails to CDC, NIH and WHO with no help. Would you please address this issue?
If you feel this way now how will you feel when you are forty? You are not a loser ... you are a human being who deserves the best life you can have. Get help fast. And quit doctoring yourself. You can get better and enjoy life. Start by seeing a doctor and I have found women doctors are better for women. They listen more. Good luck and know you are valued.
From wide-open prairie, To small elevators, A fart will find all of Us sooner or later. But farts are all bad, Is simply not true- We must never forget....... Sweet old farts like you!
And some days, it's not even a child in this house. 3. I think loud farts are funny too. 4. Justin Bieber looks like a weenie. Can't we take that stupid poster off your wall and put up one of my old Pearl Jam ones instead? 5. Well, I think Great Uncle Max is in heaven. Your dad thinks he is rotting in a box for all eternity. 6. The dentist is scary as hell. 7. There's no Santa Claus.
My boyfriend is snoring SOOOO loud!!! I wold like to get to sleep but I can't lay in the bed with him. Dammit...why do I always have to sleep on the couch!!
like if she screams after each time you broccoli... newborns are very gassy. i never could have imagined such enourmous, loud, booming farts from my dd. it was hilarious to hear such noises from a tiny thing (under 5lbs). after about 2 or 3 months, their digestive tracts mature and the gassiness fades. part of the reason they get so many bubbles, in addition to not being very efficient swallowers yet, is the fact that their bodies are so tiny and the digestive tract has so many tight bends.
And I have no idea why, but mine are so loud now my husband doesn't even ask.
) but I understand that its one's preference to be private.. but its something u could make fun of as a couple..
Also, he doesn't cuddle with me like he used to, touch me as much or play with my hair. Why? Does he love me less? So, why is he not trying to impress me anymore? I still try to remain attractive and do special things. I plan to do this for our lifetime together! Am I being unreasonable? How do I approach this? I don't want to fall out of live with him!
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Hello...I have a concern about my boxer/lab mix...She CONSTANTLY farts and it's gaggingly stinky. I have no idea what to do about it...Probably every 10 min she will fire one off and its loud just like a human fart and 20x as stinky. Does anyone have any remedies as to how to get her to calm it down?
I'm surprised my husband hasn't left to go sleep on the sofa. And what's even worse is they are so LOUD, so I can't even hide it. The best I can do is dash to the restroom and turn on the fan hoping no one will hear...but then I hear my kids busting out laughing in the other room, with their noses plugged when I step out of the restroom. Nice.
babies toot, poop and pee all inside of you!
I do alllll the time. I've been with him since January.
I just posted one for each of them, but there are so many more. I don't even think they know that they are being funny they just are being themselves.
)) and felt a lump in my abdomen. Stay with the benign cart until you know otherwise.
Lmfao omg these are all so funny but true!!! When you try and get off the bed but can't and the only way to do so is rolling off of it.!
It also helped that we were at a friends house where farts and poop jokes are commonplace. I am optimistic that we're near the end. As much as I really like my doctor, I'm looking forward to not having to see her.
com/ Maybe people don't post because they are afraid of stating their opinions out loud online. This is an anonymous site and there is no way that a doc could find out who you are. Try using a different nam than you have anywhere else. I kept my name here and blasted the idiot that dismissed and embarrassed me for two years.
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I have to laugh, my husband acts like I am trying to kill him everytime and my teenage daughter thinks its funny. If you can't pass gas in your own home you are in trouble! I always tell my husband it is a natural bodily function and he needs to get over it. Which of course makes him laugh.
Funny that we were talking about those dame lab goggles I was so proud of dorkifying. Farts are now replaced with burps here at 6 weeks post tx, in case anyone was interested. LOL! (really I was...ya know...
We all do, you know, some are open about it and some are the silent and deadly types. (The latter are the most dangerous, of course, since they give no warning. Either way, real or imagined, this is just part of your anxiety, and therapy seems in order to deal with it.
I have had the verbal impulses like what you are talking about all of my life. Not to mention that I was a tomboy, so to my Mother's great disappointment, I was never the little lady I was supposed to be. I just never understood where that invisible box was that I was supposed to fit into. And even if I did find it, in a dark room, by kicking it... my foot was already in my mouth so I couldn't. Self talk has helped me.
If we're capable of seeing mothers like this as our mental patients, there's a chance that WE can find a way of providing for a more peaceful atmosphere. The brain farts that lead to comments said out-loud for others to hear are embarrassing. I know the feeling. But she's the one saying it not ME. She's an adult. We have already warned her, "One of these days somebody won't like something you fart from you brain and you'll get a beating." She doesn't give a poop ...
My 7 year old boy with Tourette's Syndrome who is awaiting and assessment for ADHD has some disturbing behavior problems. He is mean to animals and likes to play with their genitals. He even left a hickey on our puppy's penis once. He licks people and gives himself hickies. Chews up everything, like a dog would. And he's always smelling everything, including his hands. He constantly has his hands down his pants, front and back..
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