LOL, loved the way you put your post. You're not alone. I have the same thing, like varicose veins
, all over. I am a "senior citizen" physically*, so not surprising that some things changed, but this did surprise (and worry) me.
*Emotionally I'm about 12 - smiles abound, 'cause I'm just glad to be alive; I tend to giggle at silly things which worries my 12-year-old greatly, lol.
Not going to let my mind wander again ... just wanted you to know you are NOT alone.