Urine test joke

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Avatar m tn Is the pain from urine very possible. If the body hadn't cleared it up. Would the urine test remain positive till the infection was cleared?
Avatar m tn If your period is late, you can test first thing in the morning (use first-morning urine). Tell your parents only if you have something to tell them. Good luck.
Avatar f tn This is ine thing they should be checking for each appointment its the main reason they collect urine and test it with the dip stick to check for proteins. A minimal amount of protein in the urine is notmal in a pregnant women due to the kidneys being over worked. But a large amount is not. They would have more than likely said something if they thought your blopd pressure was high over a long period of time. A high blood pressure is anything greater than 140/90.
220090 tn?1379167187 Funny, I was walking around today saying to myself, "I need a good joke to send my friends and relatives". And outta the sky came this one! Bump! Right in front of me! Thank you!
Avatar f tn ) WHY SHARKS CIRCLE YOU! Two great white sharks were swimming in the ocean and spied survivors of a sinking ship. "Follow me son" the father shark said to the son shark and they swam to the mass of people. The wise old Father told his Son, "First we swim around them a few times with just the tip of our fins showing." And they did. "Well done, son! Now we swim around them a few times with all of our fins showing." And they did.
Avatar f tn If you suspect you could be pregnant, you should take a urine test. Unprotected sex can lead to pregnancy, and each encounter increases your chances of conception. If you are pregnant, you need to start prenatal vitamins and see your doctor to start prenatal care. If you are not pregnant, and are not planning on having children right now, you should talk to your doctor about types of pregnancy prevention/birth control and what may be right for you.
Avatar f tn They are also looking to see if you may be showing signs of diabetes or dehydration as well.
Avatar m tn Don't worry about the silly test. If it's a urine test the medications will show up in your urine, especially the methadone. It has a very long half life. Please reconsider the way you are taking your medication and be honest with your self and the doctors. You will be much better off in the short and long run. good luck.
Avatar f tn I took a urine test at the health department and was positive. I'm 8 weeks today and haven't had morning sickness. Only symptoms are tiredness. Is this normal?
Avatar n tn Would a standard urine test show HIV or does it have to be a specific test. Went to the urologist today and he said everything was fine but would it show HIV?
1325672 tn?1290084214 Pain Clinics differ on when and how they do urine drung testing. I think Sherry has had only one urine drug test in many months. My physician does not do any unless she is suspicious. Other PM Clinics test before the narcotic is ordered and then every month. The contract that you may sign or have signed will spell all that out for you. Please read it carefully dear. Don't be afraid to ask the nurse if you if you have questions or ask the physician.
Avatar n tn Im in the UK and it seems the first step is the urine test according to my NHS walk in centre but you can ask for the blood test straight away if your really worried....but I think that depends on any symptoms. Ive heard different opinions on the urine test though, I have been told that its no good by one or two people but then afew others have said its fine for an intial check. Ive had a urine test and it was ok so Im just curious, as it was clear is that it? am I clear for diabetes? thanks.