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765070 tn?1384869794 Here are just a few funny quotes that will make you laugh and brighten your days. If you all have any, please post................ 1. "To often, we lose sight of lifes simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, BUT, it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and b****-slap that mother.... upside the head. Pass it on... " ? ? 2. "Be tolerant of the human race.
Avatar m tn Sooooo good and so true! Very funny stuff...this is fun and we should do it more often. We need some comic relief on here. Keep 'em coming.
Avatar f tn m now 32+3 weeks and been so stressed because his dad promised to send some money for groceries for him ( he is on their food stamps and gets 674 dollars in disability) well no money has come and we have had to spend so much money on him and skipped two major bills this month to get extra groceries and make sure he had a good birthday. Well today my hubby text me and said his check was almost 300 dollars extra for money his job has owed him since last year!!!
Avatar m tn Im 16 weeks pregnant. My stress is at an all time now between work, school, family issues and trying to make sure my baby's okay. I just need some stress relief techniques i've tried walking, talking to friends but none of its working it just leads to me feeling depressed for some time. Mind you i've picked up on my bad habit of smoking cigarettes but not a whole cig or not that often but it makes me feel like crap so I need something else beside the just breathe technique.
4268628 tn?1375041176 So I am 17 weeks now and feeling g physically ill due to stress. Any ideas for stress relief? Most of my go to activities aren't working. Between a creep video taping my daughter (who's 2) while at my in laws and my fil telling me I'm blowing things out of proportion, my husband reverting to whatever his dad says is law, and being the mean evil board member Sharing with 50 members their dues are increasing 3Xs what they're used to.....I'm sick and cramping.
Avatar n tn hahahaha I think it's funny you put friend in quotes. But thanks for the help. I will show him this!
1692167 tn?1327539457 Are we only doing movies? Or can we do TV?
1901568 tn?1339091941 Have fun with the sarcasm...DH and I are both very sarcastic and some of the things that come out of our girls mouths....we can't blame them it's all our fault. We have a very sarcastic 2 and 5 year old....fun, fun! DH doesn't say anything funny...just touches my belly a lot and asks how I'm doing then asks how his baby is doing, it's sweet :-) Do have a kinda funny story though...
Avatar f tn is there any non rx relief for shooting pain feeling, numbness/tingling and annoying paresthesias?
Avatar f tn I'm so sorry for what you and your family are going through. How did the movie watching work for you? You need to do something that you can really get lost in. I like watching movies when I'm alone or reading my vampire romance books!!! They are funny and I try to imagine it as I'm reading!!! I also like to play video games on the xbox or if my bf is home I love watching him play so I can tell him go here or over there, lol!!!
424839 tn?1268186246 My question is about these quotes I have been posting I would like to know if I posted some on religon would that offend anyone being that must would be refferancing Buddhsium but when you read the quotes the can be transfered into anyones faith so I would like to know if people would be offended thanks.
374652 tn?1494811435 i sometimes wonder if i work too hard and stress out my body ...anyway the new tx looks pretty good....i hope to be able find a way to tx this year...and if your mothers living with you that could be nice while on tx...i'm a little freaky about doing tx while living alone.....good luck...
Avatar m tn I am 23 i am 13stones and healthy also never suffered stress or anxiety it happenes randomly if i am standing sitting lying down or been out on my bike. help please ?????
10175413 tn?1427170251 Oh my gosh! You are both funny! I read Deb's and was going to tell her I thought it was so true so funny and she must have worked for the Federal Govt at some point in time. Then I saw Magnum's joke and really laughed. This is funny Thanks to both of you, I needed a laugh right about now.
Avatar f tn I think I handle stress well. I actually get more done when I am stressed. I put a lot of the stress I have on myself. I don't really know how to describe it. I am always going so I don't really think about it.
Avatar f tn This site is all about guys and their pregnant wives/girlfriends..funny stories you might relate to. I know it made my bf laugh. http://blog.almostadad.com/2007/07/why-pregnant-women-yell-at-you.html?
Avatar n tn There were times I was under stress and my PVCs were calm. Other times, I was under stress and they would get worse. No rhyme or reason. That's the nature of this beast...UGH!
Avatar f tn I found out I am pregnant again and am 6wks 5days. I am terrified. Any tips on how to reduce anxiety and stress due to my last experience?