stomach gas jokes

I am 28 yr old men I have stomach gas problem . It's start in 2010/04 when 1 night I had full bottle of whiskey. That night everything ok next morning I wake up while going to work I had mother drink 300ml after 1 hr of mother drink I had break fast about 7:30am soon after I start feeling dizzy and heart beat gone up my hand shaking and I went to emergency in kogarah. In hospital after few hrs I feel ok they just keep me under observation for 5-6 hrs send me home with vitamin pills.

I know it's good to have a sense of humor ...but I'm honestly sick of the pregnancy jokes already! Maybe it's because I work around a lot of employees plus I work with the public so it's pretty much constant but I'm so annoyed already and I'm only 27 weeks !!

Hey guys dont get up set over the jokes we can make a FB page and shoot it right back at them haha get even! Better YouTube I can make a video I will do interviews of patients we can all tell our story and SLAM JOAN RIVERS for her uncaring ways my luck she would show up at my front door with a camera and I would be arrested for assalt.

can we post jokes on here. I have a funny one that made me chuckle 2day which I totally needed. I saw on the social side that you can't someone said. Let me know and I will post it.

Yes age does have a little to do with it that is why old people hear a lot of jokes about prune juice. Some of the key to keeping you bowels moving are diet , drink lots of water about 8-10 glasses a day drinking them throughout the day sort of keeping the food that you eat moistened. Exercise by at least walking for half an hour or so. I am 72 if I do not drink enough water my stools harden as well.My doctor always tell me to eat more fiber laden foods.

I thought maybe gas in which case try holding ur legs up un the air squashed down into.ur belly. If not gas then heres a 'bump' hopefully someone else might know.

I have been having stomache issues and uncontrolable gas for the past year. I'm to the point that I think I am allergic to dairy , gluten and have extreme social anxiety. I can go without dairy but still pass gas uncontrolable as well as gluten. I don't know what to do anymore. I'm 20 and I can't even stay in the same spot for more then 30 min without passing gas. At work people notice, hold their breath and make jokes and say things.

t aware that laying on their right side can cause gas to build up in your colon and form a gas bubble. The way the colon is shaped and with the gas rising upward, when laying on the right side it gets trapped in the ascending and transverse sections of the colon and is not as easily expelled as it is when laying on the left side. I recommend trying some OTC treatments like beano, gas X, prilosec, prevacid, Mylanta, mylox etc. for a few days.

this is my first pregnancy and i have gas that will not release which causes me to have stomach pain is it a simple solution to this???

I have started wandering if I might be having twins. All of this started when I had a bunch of different people make jokes that I am having twins! They weren't joking on the size of my stomach or anything, just made casual jokes that I am having twins. I am 9 1/2 weeks pregnant now and up until now I have been questioning if I really am pregnant! I never had any symptoms and the only reason I took a pregnancy test was because I was 4 days late and I hadn't started my period.

All the jokes I can think of are filthy and I think Emily would take them down but thanks guys for the laughs!

Hi, I'm a 17 year old high school student and my stomach makes these weird noises. Sometimes it feels like I have gas and other times the noises will appear and I won't feel a thing. These noises have caused me to lose concentration during many tests and I do poorly on them. I have left school knowing I have a test just so I can take it by myself where no one can hear my stomach. I would like for my stomach to not control my every movement.

My stomach hurts soooo bad. After squirming for 20 minutes early this morning, the gas finally came out. Anybody have really bad gas bubbles in their stomach.

sometime i get gas buildup in my stomach that is very painful and it very hard for me to pass the gas that is rubbling threw my stomach it take hours before i can release gas gas-x want relief or make me pass gas and the pain in the upper middle of my stomach be hurting severe. Is there anything or home remedy that i can use?

After I eat I get a lot if gas in my stomach and bloating. Before I was pregnant I would drink apple cider vinager to be relieved. Can I drink it while pregnant? Is there any other way to relieve the gas?

Im 28 weeks and for the past 3 days straight ive had bad stomach pain it just feels like gas pain but even when i dont eat it hurts so it doesnt make sense that its gas and ive taken gas medicine and its not helping idk what to do. Anyone else have this? what should i do?

Welcome to the gastroenterology community! Are you having any constipation or diarrhea or more gas? Have you seen a doctor about this?

i have been experiencing gas in my stomach for the past 6 weeks. i dont know what it is. my stool is normal but i keep hearing the movement of gas, some times i have chills withiut fever plus headaches.any ideas?

My stomach is so distended i look 9 months pregnant. I do not often release any gas in any form. What could be wrong ?

I was jw if any other moms stomach twitched a little more than usual around that time if it had anything to do with being pregnant? Lol. I doubt it and its probably a silly question but I'm curious.

Everything I eat gives me terrible gas that won't pass. To the point where it begins to hurt my stomach.... Normal?

ever since childhood ive had gas issues, but now as an adult I am either unable to sleep or im waking up early in the morning in so much pain I can barely move because of the gas and discomfort in my stomach. so bad it makes me vomit. the only way the pain goes away is if I take a hot bath, vomit or go to the bathroom. what could this be?

I feel like a lot of gas in the top of my stomach what can I tKe to let it out it wont come out on its own?

ABOUT A YEAR AGO AFTER EATING AT A LONG JOHN SILVERS I GOT STOMACH PAINS ON THE WAY HOME WITH THE FEELING OF WANTING TO VOMIT.EVERSENCE THEN 5 TO 6 DAYS A WEAK I GET A BLOATED FEELING IN MYUPPER STOMACH SOMETIMES WITH THE FEELING OF NEEDING TO VOMIT. WHEN THE NAUSEA SUBSIDES I BURP ALOT.THE STRANGE THING IS IT DOESNT HAPPEN MUCH WHEN DRIVING ALONE BUT WHEN SOMEONE RIDES WITH ME IT ALMOST HAPPENS. AND RIDING WITH SOMEONE ELSE IS IMPOSSIBLE. HAD AN UPPER GI LAST JUNE CAME BACK NEGATIVE .

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