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Hey guys dont get up set over the jokes we can make a FB page and shoot it right back at them haha get even! Better YouTube I can make a video I will do interviews of patients we can all tell our story and SLAM JOAN RIVERS for her uncaring ways my luck she would show up at my front door with a camera and I would be arrested for assalt.
This elderly lady went to the doctor for a checkup. Everything checked out fine. The old lady pulled the doctor to the side and said, "Doctor, I haven't had sex for years now, and I was wondering how I can increase my husband's sex drive."
The doctor smiled and said, "Have you tried to give him Viagra?"
The lady frowned. "Doctor, I can't even get him to take aspirin when he has a headache," she claimed.
Leno was quick to reference the West incident with one of his first monologue jokes Monday, saying President Barack Obama had invited West and the 19-year-old Swift for a "root beer summit."
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I know it's good to have a sense of humor ...but I'm honestly sick of the pregnancy jokes already! Maybe it's because I work around a lot of employees plus I work with the public so it's pretty much constant but I'm so annoyed already and I'm only 27 weeks !!
Does anyone else get offended by jokes that people always make about STDs, particularly herpes? Since I just got diagnosed with herpes I find them very offensive now. My question is should I be offended? And why do people find herpes so funny?
Did anyone see the rehab show last night. I can't imagine a rehab place letting women jump in a pool where it was so bad they couldn't show it on TV. I thought sex was not allowed in rehab and I considered that letting that happen was a big no no on the part of the rehab facility.
I also see that Daniel Baldwin wants to leave. I use to like the guy now I think he is full of sh@@. I also think he is using.
Don't they do blood tests to see if people are using??
my girlfriend and I are having a open sexual relation. many time she gives me oral sex and she like to swallow the semen. we have been together 6 years already. what are the consequences for her of swallowing the semen. is it dangerous, is it ok. I would like to know this apart from the HIV factor.
Also, maybe I just notice it more often now, but I constantly hear jokes involving herpes on t.v. They are very hurtful especially when they come from close friends and it makes me afraid to tell anyone. I don't want anyone to look at me in a different light. I don't really know what I hope to get from this post, but I would appreciate anyone who is willing to share their stories of how they got past this issue.
t plan on having sex or dating anytime soon. (I refuse to tell my parents because they will just crack jokes about it, assuming that I had sex with some guy at school). I wasn't raped. If it wasn't demon possession (I don't always wear my anti possession necklace which makes it a possibility), then I don't know what to think, do or expect. I can't buy pregnancy tests because my ******* parents.
Hey mamas or mamas to be I'm 19 weeks pregnant and I don't have any sex desire.my husband has been very understandable but sometimes I just hate to say no because I know he wants it. Is anyone eals going through this?
I haven't had a sex drive since idk when lol I'M 31+2
So i love my boyfriend and i am so glad he is giving me the blessing of our first child. But sometimes i feel he isn't mature enough to raise a child. The jokes he makes are a bit insulting and he doesnt take it as seriously as i wish he would.. did any other girls have this problem?
Mike struggled with a extreme methodone and heroin/painkiller addiction and was clean for 6 months after leaving the VH1 show celebrity rehab. To all of us who take those pills or shoot that juice in us, lets reflect on how serious this disease really is. I am a victim of saying that ill start "weening" off, or I will cold turkey tmrw. All of my Norco addicts out there, lets let go and change our lives together and win win win for ourselves and our families.
Hey y'all, I am actually on the plane now off to rehab!!!! I am so scared of detox and leaving my family, but i know deep down inside, this is the right thing to do. I can only pray that i will get through this and come out stronger than ever and continue to seek therapy. This really has been a long dark road for me and i am ready to take charge of my life, i am going into rehab with an open mind and i am going to fight this demon with everything i got in me, and i will WIN!!!!
Has anyone every been to rehab for drug addiction? If so...I would like to chat with you about my nephew who had to be taken to rehab after an overdose of Xanax.
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