Sorry, but that humor went over like a lead balloon. Maybe I've just spent too many years doing pro bono work for sex workers and women in abusive relationships who were on the receiving end of too much violence. Jokes about
violence do nothing for me. The visual imagery of it is off-putting. I don't like it when men make jokes about
violence, and it's just as offensive when women do it. I happen to be a pacifist anyway, so, yep, your "humor" was lost on me.