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447161 tn?1262923084 Very true, united we stand. Seeing this is the midnight to dawn shift I think we can get a bit off topic. I like these quotes by various authors: “I've learned that people will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel.” "We may encounter many defeats but we must not be defeated.” "Life lives, life dies, life laughs, life cries, life gives up, life tries and life looks different through everyone's eyes.
Avatar f tn I just finished listing some of my favorite movies and I was just thinking of one of my favorite movie quotes. Remember Doc Holliday in Tombstone when he said, "I have two guns, one for each of you !" ? That was one of my favorites. What are some of yours ?
5574172 tn?1376700381 I burped in the middle of talking, & he knows the difference between a burp & a fart. & he looked at me & said "If you fart in my face one more time, I will slap you on the face!" of course he was just being silly ao I died laughing. by the way I was no where near his face when I burped, he just heard me do it.
Avatar f tn So I fart all the time!! And I'm like a ten year old boy, even the word fart makes me laugh so hard. But, now its got to the point to where we have made it into a game of farting on each other lol.
424839 tn?1268186246 My question is about these quotes I have been posting I would like to know if I posted some on religon would that offend anyone being that must would be refferancing Buddhsium but when you read the quotes the can be transfered into anyones faith so I would like to know if people would be offended thanks.
Avatar f tn This is my first pregnancy and it has been a life experience for me. I have two weeks left till my little boy is born. But the things I went through has made reality set in. I use to be 102 pounds and now I'm 172 pounds and can barely wear my old clothes so I had to buy new ones. They also need to sell tissue with water because every time I drink water I go to the bathroom back to back to back. They need to sell water connected to tissue for pregnant women.
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3243719 tn?1348110843 hey im a 19 year old boy.. and whenever i masturbate i fart . why is tht soo. whenever im also about to ejaculate i fart the same time .. is it normal?? what should i do?
3138931 tn?1350940318 Haha men act like they dnt fart i dnt care if i fart infront of him e calls me a dirty ***** n laughs wen e foes smelly ones which make me wanna throw up
Avatar f tn my son is 10 yaers old and had adhd and is rebelling at home and at school what sould i do? he makes fart sounds at school and at home. he takes meds for adhd and don't know what to do when he actsup..he does not like to listen to me .. he runs to his dad when i say no to get what he wants..
Avatar m tn s very hurt, since i was 2nd year, the problem got worse, my fart does go out sometimes and i force to push in and later my fart goes out again but some months my fart goes out seldom, since i was 3rd year, my problem is getting worse because my fart goes out after a week, sometimes a day it goes out many times but i still continue to drink milk in breakfast, so today i am 4th year, it was very worst, i fart endless like, it goes out and i force to get in but suddenly go out and i am very embara
Avatar f tn I figured I just had to fart no big deal only I couldn’t. I tried my best to fart and yes I would fart but I would have to force a fart. On Tuesday my symptoms were worse. I not only was bloated from not being able to poop, I couldn’t fart. On Wednesday I strained so hard to poop I did just a bit but it was so hard. And it did give me a little comfort but the dull ache didn’t go away. I couldnt eat due to the bloating.
Avatar f tn Ftm here, how old were your babies when they started to laugh? My baby is 10 days old and hes always smiling when he sleeps but never when hes awake.
Avatar f tn Could any of you ladies feel your baby fart???...I did for the first time yesterday when I was laying in bed with my bd...
Avatar f tn I was wondering the same thing haha
Avatar f tn as I know alot of my MH friends are as well... I thought it would be cool to get some of our favorite quotes in one place.... So, here's my first favorite and I'm sure I will post others later.... Can't wait to see yours as well... " If you can't convince them, confuse them!" -HARRY S.
Avatar f tn For some reason my vagina has been smelling like "fart" i dont know why because it doesnt smell like it all the time.i feel its mainly when im in an environment that im not confortable with..it doesnt have a fishy smell or discharge i guess, its just been smelling like a fart. Ive never liked the way i smell down there but back in like sept or oct is when i really started feeling like i smelled bad,but its only now that it smells like a fart. At one time it smelled like garbage.