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And Satan brought forth deep
fried fish and
chicken-
fried steak so big it needed its own platter. And Man gained more weight and his cholesterol went through the roof.
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So God then created a light, fluffy white cake, named it “Angel Food Cake," and said, "It is good."
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Satan then created chocolate cake and named it "Devil's Food."
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God then brought forth running shoes so that His children might lose those extra pounds.