Farting All The Time
Doctor, "What seems to be the problem?"
Patient, "Doc, I've got the farts
. I mean I fart all the time,"
The Doctor nods, "Hmm."
Patient, "My farts
do not stink and you can't hear them. It's just that
I fart all the time. Look, we've been talking here for about 10 minutes and I've farted five times. You didn't hear them and you don't smell
them, do you?