Methadone jokes

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Avatar f tn Hey guys dont get up set over the jokes we can make a FB page and shoot it right back at them haha get even! Better YouTube I can make a video I will do interviews of patients we can all tell our story and SLAM JOAN RIVERS for her uncaring ways my luck she would show up at my front door with a camera and I would be arrested for assalt.
371980 tn?1276740809 can we post jokes on here. I have a funny one that made me chuckle 2day which I totally needed. I saw on the social side that you can't someone said. Let me know and I will post it.
Avatar f tn I know it's good to have a sense of humor ...but I'm honestly sick of the pregnancy jokes already! Maybe it's because I work around a lot of employees plus I work with the public so it's pretty much constant but I'm so annoyed already and I'm only 27 weeks !!
Avatar m tn All the jokes I can think of are filthy and I think Emily would take them down but thanks guys for the laughs!
Avatar f tn Does anyone else get offended by jokes that people always make about STDs, particularly herpes? Since I just got diagnosed with herpes I find them very offensive now. My question is should I be offended? And why do people find herpes so funny?
416662 tn?1202756931 Hey everyone! :) I am new to this community but am a Musician from Athens, Georgia and am around alot of the " bad influences that get some of us through our days" he he:). The funny part of all of this is that nobody I know abuses pain killers! I started after I was struck by a van going 55 miles an hour while I was crossing the street. " Yeah the chicken crosses the road jokes don't work so well for me anymore. He he.".
Avatar f tn So i love my boyfriend and i am so glad he is giving me the blessing of our first child. But sometimes i feel he isn't mature enough to raise a child. The jokes he makes are a bit insulting and he doesnt take it as seriously as i wish he would.. did any other girls have this problem?
480331 tn?1310403529 I guess preggo jokes aren't a hit on this forum LOLO
Avatar f tn I have been reading the post and preparing mentally to send myself into acute withdrawls, beginning this up and coming Tuesday. Monday will be my last dose. I have tried this many times in the past 9 years, but have only been sucessful for at most about 3 months. This time is a little different I have family & my doctors support, and fingers crossed I can do this. I have withdrawn from Methadone about 16 times but never from 50mgs. This time I do have Clonidine & Lomitil.
520191 tn?1355635402 t take much seriously. I can make jokes which i know are jokes and others know i am joking. People often laugh at me and when i ask why they are laughing they say that i am being funny but i wasn't trying to be funny. When i ask what is it about me that is funny they just say the way you act and just the way you are. I don't like it, it would be fine if i was trying to be funny but i am not. I don't think if myself as weird or different, so what could be so funny about me?
1374564 tn?1295059520 m working towards it im currently undergoing methadone maintenance treatment, sometimes i run out a day early with my take homes and start to withdrawal, and i notice that i get th feeling of fluid in my ears which throws off my balance a lil , im thinkin it could be art of getting normal again, but it really couldn't hurt to consult an ear nose and throat doctor.
Avatar m tn just so everyone knows i am a 47 year male my profile on med help says i'm a women.i still haven't been able to fix it. i've gotten alot of help from u guys,i must be doing something wrong.i just don't want to get arrested for giving out false info.lol. Well so far i've decided to taper off of 10 -10mg's of hydros,with hydros.i'm down to 8 for the next 4 days and then every 5 days i'll drop 1 hopefully.
Avatar m tn The reason I post different jokes every now and then is to try to ease the doom and gloom that often pervades this site. We are all human and a little humor can erase some of the low feelings we often get. If these jokes offend anyone I sincerely apologize because that is not my intent..... A nun, badly needing to use the restroom, walked into a local Hooters restaurant. The place was hopping with music and loud conversation and every once in a while the lights would turn off.
1264367 tn?1408104163 I have gastroparesis, and GERD, and am on methadone maintenance. I noticed I started having problems as soon as I started the Methadone Clinic, 3 yrs ago. I recently had an endoscopy and waiting on the biopsy results. I'm so sick of not being able to eat anything. I'm living off of oatmeal and can't over eat. But it's not over eating because I've been starving. I can only eat a small bowl of oatmeal before I take my methadone and then another small one for lunch.
1341028 tn?1276065603 I'm 14 and starting to become a sophomore and my gf was makin penis jokes and that got me thinkin bout my penis. Its around 5 1/2 inches when Im erected :/ I cant buy enlargement pills since I dont have a credit and Im too young. Any tips on how I can make my penis grow so I don't have to be all shy and ****?
5621112 tn?1371375561 I am not currently on any meds other than the methadone because I am preparing to stop the methadone completely. I know methadone and all opioids really mess with brain chemistry. I'm just so f'ing depressed and want so much to be off this crap. Feeling really alone.
Avatar m tn This process is not immediate and will happen some time in the near future. My inane and not so inane jokes will continue. The main reason that I have made this entry is in order to say that addiction is not the only thing that can disrupt everyday living. No matter were you go there is someone undergoing a change to their lives. The main thing is not to allow addiction, cancer or whatever to knock you down. There is always a tomorrow for all of us. We just have to reach out and grab it.
Avatar f tn I have a 3year old neice and a 6 year nephew. I know my nephew has been touched' my neice I recently cough watching dirty videos and now she's telling hwe brother dirty jokes...I ask her and she cryes and shuts down. I'm scared something happened . .I know the signs Cuz I too as a younger child have had more than enough of the bad touch experience. . I told her mom and she just kinda ends the topic right there...
7763229 tn?1396626895 I'll be around to check for your jokes. You come up with some great stuff and always deliver at the right time.
219241 tn?1413537765 I must reiterate I am looking for sexy play jokes, not get back at someone jokes. You know, kind that makes you know the person is attracted to you ones.
Avatar n tn Yesterday i was in our office trying to make jokes to everyone...when i got home that i had dried blood in my fingernail.. and i have a wound near my fingernail. Do i need to be concern in this matter?