and do you sit with it on you alp why working on it? then you are cooking your testicles, its the
heat from the lap top
kills your
sperm, so zero sperms.
Also if your a chef, the heat from the ovens which is crouch high also cooks your testicles, it seems its a common problem with chefs.
So all you need to do is stop useing your lap top on your lap or keep away from the ovens, and in around 3 months you should be shooting live sperm.