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883607 tn?1241847511 That is an awesome suggestion for a tracker...there is alot of depression...would be great to post something funny and not offend anyone.
Avatar f tn Hey guys dont get up set over the jokes we can make a FB page and shoot it right back at them haha get even! Better YouTube I can make a video I will do interviews of patients we can all tell our story and SLAM JOAN RIVERS for her uncaring ways my luck she would show up at my front door with a camera and I would be arrested for assalt.
371980 tn?1276740809 can we post jokes on here. I have a funny one that made me chuckle 2day which I totally needed. I saw on the social side that you can't someone said. Let me know and I will post it.
Avatar f tn I know it's good to have a sense of humor ...but I'm honestly sick of the pregnancy jokes already! Maybe it's because I work around a lot of employees plus I work with the public so it's pretty much constant but I'm so annoyed already and I'm only 27 weeks !!
Avatar m tn All the jokes I can think of are filthy and I think Emily would take them down but thanks guys for the laughs!
Avatar f tn Does anyone else get offended by jokes that people always make about STDs, particularly herpes? Since I just got diagnosed with herpes I find them very offensive now. My question is should I be offended? And why do people find herpes so funny?
Avatar f tn I used to tell my mother that if I ever die let doctors check my left side. Anyway, jokes aside. I had colonoscopy, barium X-rays, ultra sound test for gallbladder, kidney, and pancrease, and everything came out OK. And I had these symptoms for years. Later I started to learn about IBS. And my symptoms sounded like IBS. go to www.drdahlman.com website, and download a free report on IBS. You can also try Dr. Dahlman's treatment if you want.
Avatar f tn So i love my boyfriend and i am so glad he is giving me the blessing of our first child. But sometimes i feel he isn't mature enough to raise a child. The jokes he makes are a bit insulting and he doesnt take it as seriously as i wish he would.. did any other girls have this problem?
480331 tn?1310403529 I guess preggo jokes aren't a hit on this forum LOLO
520191 tn?1355635402 t take much seriously. I can make jokes which i know are jokes and others know i am joking. People often laugh at me and when i ask why they are laughing they say that i am being funny but i wasn't trying to be funny. When i ask what is it about me that is funny they just say the way you act and just the way you are. I don't like it, it would be fine if i was trying to be funny but i am not. I don't think if myself as weird or different, so what could be so funny about me?
Avatar n tn I have been told I have endometriosis and my uterus is the size of a football. Doctors say I will need a hysterectomy, they would try to leave my ovaries but was not shure if that would be possible until they looked inside. Here is my problem, what happens to my body and my emotions by going ahead with this. We are starting a new business! Two of my kids are in their teenage years and one entering next year but you would think she's already there. That’s enough drama by itself.
Avatar m tn The reason I post different jokes every now and then is to try to ease the doom and gloom that often pervades this site. We are all human and a little humor can erase some of the low feelings we often get. If these jokes offend anyone I sincerely apologize because that is not my intent..... A nun, badly needing to use the restroom, walked into a local Hooters restaurant. The place was hopping with music and loud conversation and every once in a while the lights would turn off.
Avatar n tn I am 54. I have had 4 years of abnormal bleeding and my gyn refuses to discuss except to say that eventually my menopause will happen. I have very heavy bleeding, am now mildly anemic. I skip some months but when I do get my period, it's very heavy for many days. Have any other readers had this waiting game? I've known other women who have gotten hysterectomy due to this. He never mentions it. I had a D&C last year and after many days of heavy bleeding, my periods got better.
1341028 tn?1276065603 I'm 14 and starting to become a sophomore and my gf was makin penis jokes and that got me thinkin bout my penis. Its around 5 1/2 inches when Im erected :/ I cant buy enlargement pills since I dont have a credit and Im too young. Any tips on how I can make my penis grow so I don't have to be all shy and ****?
Avatar m tn This process is not immediate and will happen some time in the near future. My inane and not so inane jokes will continue. The main reason that I have made this entry is in order to say that addiction is not the only thing that can disrupt everyday living. No matter were you go there is someone undergoing a change to their lives. The main thing is not to allow addiction, cancer or whatever to knock you down. There is always a tomorrow for all of us. We just have to reach out and grab it.
Avatar f tn I have a 3year old neice and a 6 year nephew. I know my nephew has been touched' my neice I recently cough watching dirty videos and now she's telling hwe brother dirty jokes...I ask her and she cryes and shuts down. I'm scared something happened . .I know the signs Cuz I too as a younger child have had more than enough of the bad touch experience. . I told her mom and she just kinda ends the topic right there...
7763229 tn?1396626895 I'll be around to check for your jokes. You come up with some great stuff and always deliver at the right time.
219241 tn?1413537765 I must reiterate I am looking for sexy play jokes, not get back at someone jokes. You know, kind that makes you know the person is attracted to you ones.
Avatar n tn Yesterday i was in our office trying to make jokes to everyone...when i got home that i had dried blood in my fingernail.. and i have a wound near my fingernail. Do i need to be concern in this matter?
7566904 tn?1394763978 Yeah my boyfriend jokes all the time about things that I think he shouldn't. And I think hes noticed im more serious now then what I use to be. I guess it's because im about to be a mother soon. He says we dont talk hardly anymore because I cant joke woth him. But hes always joking and being silly and immature and its boring now to talk and I cant talk about the baby because he says thats all we ever talk about.