bowing down to the porcelain god after a night of partying, passing gas during
lovemaking, runny nosed and hacking up
a lung during
a bout with the flu, squatting to
pee in the woods during an outdoor sporting event etc. etc. etc. And if those things happened in the company of someone who really loves you, they probably still loved you just as much, or even more, afterwards. Cuz hey, you’re human!