How to make your farts louder

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Avatar f tn I guess I have a unique family dynamic lol. I call my kids over or my husband and then talk to em for a sec then watch their faces change! Lol In public...I blame it on a kid! Lol My kids think farts are so funny they usually are happy to claim them. My husband on the other hand is like "woman, what did you eat?!" Let me regale you with a fabulous tale of pregnancy gassyness... So I have to get up to pee a lot. Being 40 weeks now Its even worse lol.
Avatar f tn I tried to ease one out while talking and it was louder than usual but I kept talking thinking hubby didn't hear it but I was wrong cause he fell out the chair laughing at me (first time farting infront of him) glad it didn't smell
Avatar f tn I have been farting all day & I'm not talking about those silent but deadly farts, I'm talking about those loud forceful farts that have bass to them LMBO !!!! I like to call them thunderous farts that scare ya smh .....
Avatar f tn Since everyone else has covered the physical half of your question, I'll throw this in there. When you begin dating, if someone really likes you, and isn't just dating you to 'have someone,' they will accept your farts, no matter how stinky. Can you imagine a world where farts ended relationships? There'd be a lot of lonely dads in the world.
Avatar f tn It's 6 am and I have been awake for the last 3 hours looking at darkness trying to go back to sleep. My bf is just dozing away, releasing these terrible farts making me even more frustrated about me not sleeping. And Im still getting up every 30 min to go to the bathroom! I'm pissed! So I get on my phone browsing the internet since I have been trying to go back to sleep. My bf decides to roll over eventually to ask why I can't sleep.
1375148 tn?1323166921 My head is pounding today and i know it wont be long before im gonna have to turn the laptop off, take a pill and head bad to bed, the ringing nose is getting louder and louder especially when i lay down, and my neck is clicking ALOT today. Does this sound familiar to anyone else? I just wondered what peoples 'headaches' are like .....
Avatar f tn I know that vaginal farts is air coming out of ur vagina but how did it go in in the first place? I really just want it to stop its very embarrassing especially that I usually don't practice yoga alone. Is there any way I can make it stop? Any exercise what so ever? And is this going to get worse in the future when I have kids or have sex??
1225178 tn?1318980604 Nitrogen-rich compounds such as skatole and indole also add to the stench of farts. The more sulfur-rich your diet, the more sulfides and mercaptans will be produced by the bacteria in your guts, and the more your farts will stink. Foods such as cauliflower, eggs and meat are notorious for producing smelly farts, whereas beans produce large amounts of not particularly stinky farts. See: http://www.heptune.com/farts.html I hope your situation improves Diane.
Avatar f tn Easiest way to fart is to move your butcheeks n circles Lol it helps me
Avatar f tn Please someone. I'm going crazy literally lately. Half my pregnancy my husband has been awol. I know of previous times he cheated but he will refuse to confess. I found kik and meet me on his phone, he's been smoking and drinking lately and doesn't show me aby affection. I know something is up but I want to investigate. Any of you ladies broke the mold and found evidence, if so..how? I'm desperate and suppose to deliver any day.
Avatar n tn Lol yea i know.. Especially at 2am im not getting up to run to the broom to fart and then go back to sleep.. He even takes the blanket off me cuz he says ima stink it up.. And im already sensitive he makes it worst..
Avatar f tn Lol that's all funny our puppy has killer farts as well n when she farts I get blamed Lol I hope it goes away after birth lol
620307 tn?1234797792 Actions speak louder than words here. Stay off the pills for you and your mom will see you are no longer doing them anymore. I am glad you didnt die from them and i hope that scared you enough to say thats it. Your mom is worried about you. Thats what we do is worry!!!! Keep the lines of communication open with your mom and talk to her about this if you can. Im sure she will be a great support system for you also. Let us know how it is going.
Avatar n tn Hi I known this is goin to sound like a stupid question but Im 35 weeks pregnant and I have got really bad period smellin farts is this normal lol sorry to be so forward thanks xxx
652616 tn?1224155541 i'm 12 weeks pregnatna nd i had vaginal farts after sex should i be worried?
Avatar f tn Well, it sounds like they have ruled out the cause of this cramping from being associated with your reproductive system. How about seeing your GP to discuss your digestive track? That would be the logical next step. Our lower bowel can also cramp. See your doctor and you at be referred to a gastrointestinal doctor if they have no answers for you. Come back and let us know.
Avatar f tn We just adopted a little sweet kitten from a shelter (she was in a foster home) and we've been feeding her science diet for kittens. She's about 3 months old. We notice that she farts now and again (it's quite stinky). She is up to date on all her shots and has been dewormed and has been checked out at a vet prior to our adoption. Is it due to the new food? Is Science Diet a bad choice? Will she just adjust to the new food over time? Does it require a vet visit?
Avatar f tn I think they get annoyed that it is so easy to bother us pregnant ladies and look for things to complain about! My boyfriends farts can get so bad they make me feel sick! Luckily he gets up and leaves the room. . Usually anyway. . Silly men. Mine told me the other day that the "excuse" I'm pregnant and hormonal was getting old. How does he think I feel about the hormones making ME feel this way? Sadly men just don't get it.
Avatar m tn Im back...went to rehab and now want my life back. how do i make amends to my family and friends....especially how do I talk to my best friend that i lied about, hurt, neglected, humiliated, hit and was a monster too. I miss him and realize that he was a true friend and i destroyed it.....help with some advice.
Avatar f tn I'm 8 wks pregnant is it normal to dart constantly??
Avatar m tn coli unless you got poop and not a fart on the towel etc. Here is a link to the composition of farts. They are mostly gases as you can tell by the smell methane is one of the components or sometimes hydrogen sulfide. Mostly they are made up of hydrogen and nitrogen. Some sugar breakdown may be in there too. So, despite their smell and that they do come from the breakdown of bacteria and food you should be A-OK. http://www.onlineeducation.
1185315 tn?1288907489 I also made him a dr appt next week to be referred to a Psychiatrist. I honestly think he needs to talk to someone. He cannot make up his mind and its amazing to me how these girls will just wait for him. I don't understand. In the meantime it is totaly stressing me out and I pretty much have a stressfree life beside all this BS! He is torn because he does not want to be a part time Dad but he says he doesnt think he has feelings for the Fiance' anymore but he wants to be with his kids.