I know you asked for Morecambe, so until he pops in here, I'll tell you how
to get that digestive stuff out of there. Usually if people wind up in the hospital with a clogged-up colon, the nurses administer water enemas
. The water begins to break down the waste, and slowly but surely, a little comes out, allowing more to move down, and after several days of this, it'll all come out, but in its own good time.
But I have a couple other tips, too.