Dorrinson was halfway to the southern border before he heard through the Tea Party grapevine that Mexico, too, has public
health care, as do Great Britain,
Japan, Turkey, Spain, Belgium, New Zealand, Slovenia, and dozens of other countries to which he had considered fleeing.
Undaunted, Mr. Dorrinson said he had begun looking into additional countries, like Chad and North Korea, but he expressed astonishment at a world seemingly overrun by health care.