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Hello,guys.
I used to have a bad habit that I liked to bite and break the skins of my mouth(oral mucosa),then I realized it was bad for my health,so I get rid of this habit,but there were some scars left.
Yesterday when I was dining out with other people,a girl sticked her chopsticks (with some food she was eating) in my mouth after I told some dirty jokes....(well,it's just some jokes.
I know it's good to have a sense of humor ...but I'm honestly sick of the pregnancy jokes already! Maybe it's because I work around a lot of employees plus I work with the public so it's pretty much constant but I'm so annoyed already and I'm only 27 weeks !!
Hey guys dont get up set over the jokes we can make a FB page and shoot it right back at them haha get even! Better YouTube I can make a video I will do interviews of patients we can all tell our story and SLAM JOAN RIVERS for her uncaring ways my luck she would show up at my front door with a camera and I would be arrested for assalt.
This could be causing the burps. The other reason could be due to esophageal reflux (GERD), where the food in your stomach is thrown up into your food pipe or esophagus. Another possibility is hiatal hernia, where a portion of stomach herniates into the chest cavity through the diaphragm. This causes acidity like symptoms and burps too.
Treatment is a combination of drugs to reduce the acid and lifestyle changes.
All the jokes I can think of are filthy and I think Emily would take them down but thanks guys for the laughs!
Does anyone else get offended by jokes that people always make about STDs, particularly herpes? Since I just got diagnosed with herpes I find them very offensive now. My question is should I be offended? And why do people find herpes so funny?
You might want to limit the processed food, there's no nutritional value in things like cheetos so you're getting calories and filling up but not offering the baby much in the way of nutrients. But in terms of spicy foods, that stuff won't hurt the baby.
Most everything lasts a while past expiration before deterioration, including food. Expiration dates have a margin of safety built in. That being said, the above is true, but vitamins usually have way more that anyone needs in them so a little deterioration in potency isn't that big a deal depending on why you're taking them. After all, much of them just goes down the toilet anyway, so again, a margin of safety is built in there, too.
My oldest daughter-12 yrs- is quiet and introvert ( has 1 brother). She hardly talk at home although I've encouraged her a lot by talking and telling jokes and share everyday's stories.But , she never tell me what was going on at school or with her friends. She has many close friends at school who called her and doing text messaging by cellphone all the time. She is doing fine with studying.- rank 9 in the class. She doesn't like to participate in class discussion .
The fatigue has kicked my butt too its just awful! The pre-natals i been taking they do help they at least stopped me from taking 3 hr naps in the afternoon LOL! They're at the health food stores they re called garden of life raw prenatal vitamins it's a purple bottle if you re willing to pay for them they do help i think i payed 40$ last time but now i have enough vitamins to carry me through the rest of my PG!!
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