1. When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace
expensive.... So, I took her to a gas station.....
And then the fight started....
2. My wife and I were watching 'Who Wants To Be A Millionaire' while
were in bed. I turned to her and said, "Do you want to have sex
"No," she answered. I then said, "Is that your final answer?"
She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying "Yes.