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Avatar m tn ok, I'm a huge David Sedaris fan (a man who is recovering from his own addictions to pot, alcohol, and cigarettes, coincidentally). His occasionally dark, self-deprecating humor makes me cry with laughter. In his last book, he wrote a hilarious essay about a very "sober" topic: addiction. (Disclaimer: I don't mean to trivialize addiction in some of the quotes below- it's very serious, but it helps me to laugh at the "voice" of the addict within us.
765070 tn?1384869794 Here are just a few funny quotes that will make you laugh and brighten your days. If you all have any, please post................ 1. "To often, we lose sight of lifes simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, BUT, it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and b****-slap that mother.... upside the head. Pass it on... " ? ? 2. "Be tolerant of the human race.
685931 tn?1226966388 In the end addiction is addiction regardless what your addicted to ...Do you have a therapist you can talk to ?
444932 tn?1273980797 It is open for everyone to view, if you wish. In addition to addiction to Lortab, for the past couple of years, I have also struggled a lot with severe depression. I started collecting quotes that were meaningful and/or helpful to me in my struggles. I know some people think these things are cheezey or cliches, but I know that looking back over some of these quotes has helped give me much needed boosts once in awhile.
Avatar f tn as I know alot of my MH friends are as well... I thought it would be cool to get some of our favorite quotes in one place.... So, here's my first favorite and I'm sure I will post others later.... Can't wait to see yours as well... " If you can't convince them, confuse them!" -HARRY S.
Avatar m tn Do you think its ok to use music lyrics as your mood some ppl use quotes and quotes out the bible. I dont mind whatever helps the person in need. Id love to hear what you all think ?
2048234 tn?1330814100 I am trying to put together a little book of positive notes for my sad days. Do any of you have songs that help you get through the tough days or quotes? I just want something I can keep with me whenever things get tough. I really want to go home, or atleast go outside.
Avatar m tn Addiction is categorzied by maladaptive behavior that is typically out of character for the person, including doing things that are harmful, without any regard for the consequences, in order to get the drug. Addiction includes mental cravings for the meds, where dependency is almost always just physical in nature. It's important for you to determine which category you would fit into, if indeed this is even a concern for you.
Avatar n tn It was given out like aspirin. It is very unfortunate that it became a schedule one drug, with the drug enforcement administration tracking down phjysicians who prescribe it. Valium does degrade situational awareness as well as intellectual acuity, and may interfere with driving safety, although that is more of a problem for the first time user. I have used it (prescribed by a physician) rarely, when under extreme stress, and then only for a day or two, and never became addicted.
1718855 tn?1401756839 Got some lyrics yet...? can't be tooooo obscure now...that'd be mean...remember that we are in recovery from drug abuse...
Avatar f tn so I am tapering off the Percocets and I swear My new addiction is to These Dr. Pepper Fozen pops LOL! I go through two boxes a day!
1692167 tn?1327539457 Are we only doing movies? Or can we do TV?
230262 tn?1316645934 how very tragic and sad. Comedian Greg Giraldo has died from an accidental drug overdose =((( he was such a funny man!! I've seen him on so many shows on Comedy Central. Just saw him do the Roast of David Hasselhoff like 2 weeks ago. mY thoughts and prayers are with his family. he was a dad of 4!
Avatar m tn Im back. I stopped a 7 yr opiate addiction June 09 and was clean for about 9 months. I went back and now on day 2. My withdrawels seem as bad as they were last year. Will it take as long this time?
Avatar f tn She said I could call 911 , if I could have I would have gone through the phone and she would have needed 911..lol They may think it is funny, the ones that answer the phone during the nite ,but there not.
424839 tn?1268186246 My question is about these quotes I have been posting I would like to know if I posted some on religon would that offend anyone being that must would be refferancing Buddhsium but when you read the quotes the can be transfered into anyones faith so I would like to know if people would be offended thanks.
Avatar f tn You're not at a very high dose, but definitely taken them long enough to be physically addicted. I wish I had a quick fix for this, don't we all, but I haven't seen one yet. Taper. Buy a pill cutter at the local drug store. Many people I know at low dosages like yours have decreased by a half a pill until it is tolerable. They continue do that until they are down to as small amount as possible and stop.
Avatar m tn Relapse x9 or so goin, to a drug counsellor for help! anyone have any luck using this route?
Avatar n tn My brother is Anastheatist and he has Fortwin drug addiction from last 4-5 yrs, we have tried psychologist but it was not helpfull as again he starts the same, as he is doctor and anesthetist it is difficult to kept this drug away from him, Can I know what we can do ? Please help me sir, we are very much worried about him, what is the treatment given in rehabilation centre ? Is that useful ? What are the harmfull ness of Fortwin ?