funny divorce quotes sayings

Here are just a few funny quotes that will make you laugh and brighten your days. If you all have any, please post................ 1. "To often, we lose sight of lifes simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, BUT, it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and b****-slap that mother.... upside the head. Pass it on... " ? ? 2. "Be tolerant of the human race.

Ok so I was on face book and saw a pic with a funny cute saying right around the time I found out I was pregnant. I thought I'd share it with your all because the saying was funny and makes me smile. "God only gives us what we can handle. Apparently God thinks I'm a bad a.s.s.

I've seen some pretty inventive sayings on church signboards ...I saw this today and it cracked me up! Thought I'd share it.

I have been seeing quotes from others and writing quotes, and others in detox are requesting more. I know in my darkest hours that I chanted, "There is no problem so big that drugs can't make it worse." What has helped or is helping you? God, Grant me the serenity to Accept the things I cannot change, Courage to change the things I can, and Wisdom to know the difference.

Are we only doing movies? Or can we do TV?

Thanks for posting that! It's strange how a single sentence can sum up how you feel (HELL) let you know your not the only one, and if you keep walking long enough...( Well, at least I hope if I walk on long enough!!) I'll reach the end. Or at least find a place with central air. Whoever said go to heaven for the climate and hell for the company sure as h*ll wasn't f*cking kidding about the climate part!!!!! ....or the company for that matter.

Dang it Mags.......how did you get your divorce so quick.......Mine is like a one long, burning, itching hemmeroid...!!!!!!! A year this or next month? lost track. Hopefully the nightmare will end soon. Going to buy lottery ticket.......asap Nauty..........

My question is about these quotes I have been posting I would like to know if I posted some on religon would that offend anyone being that must would be refferancing Buddhsium but when you read the quotes the can be transfered into anyones faith so I would like to know if people would be offended thanks.

Sooooo good and so true! Very funny stuff...this is fun and we should do it more often. We need some comic relief on here. Keep 'em coming.

I know I went through a divorce having my daughter and through all the turmoil I felt something would happen..and she was fine and quite a placid little girl..i hope that helps reduce your worries a tiny bit..

Have fun with the sarcasm...DH and I are both very sarcastic and some of the things that come out of our girls mouths....we can't blame them it's all our fault. We have a very sarcastic 2 and 5 year old....fun, fun! DH doesn't say anything funny...just touches my belly a lot and asks how I'm doing then asks how his baby is doing, it's sweet :-) Do have a kinda funny story though...

Oh my gosh! You are both funny! I read Deb's and was going to tell her I thought it was so true so funny and she must have worked for the Federal Govt at some point in time. Then I saw Magnum's joke and really laughed. This is funny Thanks to both of you, I needed a laugh right about now.

After 3 years of ttc, all sorts of tests, and 2 IUI, I finally got pregnant...only to m/c at 61/2 wks (5 wks ago). I have been doing OK, I guess, with ups and downs, but my marriage is suffering. I have felt alone and miserable; my husband seems to be doing great. Just now I was trying to talk to him: I was telling him how I had had a great day, feeling fine all morning... I also said I was surprised that it had been quite a while since I felt so good, but that later I felt sad...

Totally fine to not do games.

It would be great if we had the capability of adding HTML coding to our comments, messages, questions, etc. We could send our friends inspirational thoughts and cute and funny pictures to help them laugh or just brighten their day! This type of coding is the kind that is allowed on Myspace....or if the HTML is out of the question, how about allowing us to copy and paste pictures, etc. I tried to do this the other day and I could not paste in a message to a friend.

Hey Pip I had the same problem but what I did I got an app and there's tons of them that you DL & they're full of positive quotes & inspirational sayings that'll help a lot! I also go to psych/counselor and talk 1x every 2 weeks which helps a lot I wasn't a big believer at first but it does help to talk to someone who's knowledgeable in the med anxiety/panic field.

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