funny ambien quotes

Here are just a few funny quotes that will make you laugh and brighten your days. If you all have any, please post................ 1. "To often, we lose sight of lifes simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, BUT, it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and b****-slap that mother.... upside the head. Pass it on... " ? ? 2. "Be tolerant of the human race.

Ambien (zolpidem) is a well known cause of unusual sleep activity. Here are some quotes from drugs.com. about Ambien in connection with different things you have mentioned. • Some people using this medicine have engaged in activity such as driving, eating, or making phone calls and later having no memory of the activity. If this happens to you, stop taking Ambien and talk with your doctor about another treatment for your sleep disorder.

I couldnt sleep last night and took an ambien for the first time in awhile and I have to say those are bad pills. I always thought they were okay for me but I made the mistake of taking one and not going to bed right away and I have no recollection of what I did for the last half hour before bed. I was just reading my post to Courtney and I cant even remember typing it -- let alone what it said.

Are we only doing movies? Or can we do TV?

My question is about these quotes I have been posting I would like to know if I posted some on religon would that offend anyone being that must would be refferancing Buddhsium but when you read the quotes the can be transfered into anyones faith so I would like to know if people would be offended thanks.

I wish there was a spelled out word for that quick little laugh we give through our nose that isn't quite a snort:) y'all are funny:) However I've heard some not so funny stuff about ambien and rozerem and people walking, eating, and driving in their sleep. Please note that when using sleep aids your brain and body do not usually reach the REM stage that is needed for nightly healing and repair.

Sooooo good and so true! Very funny stuff...this is fun and we should do it more often. We need some comic relief on here. Keep 'em coming.

Have fun with the sarcasm...DH and I are both very sarcastic and some of the things that come out of our girls mouths....we can't blame them it's all our fault. We have a very sarcastic 2 and 5 year old....fun, fun! DH doesn't say anything funny...just touches my belly a lot and asks how I'm doing then asks how his baby is doing, it's sweet :-) Do have a kinda funny story though...

Yea, not sleeping is difficult, but the Ambien was worse. Ambien withdrawal was not pleasant for me - funny head, heart rhythm issues, and just felt bad - all after/along with my hydro withdrawals... Definitely, not worth it for me. I use 2 mg melatonin now - it's effective and SAFE. Good luck with your stuff!!!!

Oh my gosh! You are both funny! I read Deb's and was going to tell her I thought it was so true so funny and she must have worked for the Federal Govt at some point in time. Then I saw Magnum's joke and really laughed. This is funny Thanks to both of you, I needed a laugh right about now.

How many pills did you take after going back and counting the tablets? It's not uncommon for people who take ambien or Ambien Cr to not remember doing something. They fall asleep and don't know they're sleeping, so the end up taking more pills because they don't remember taking the 1st one and the cycle keeps on going. I've heard horror stories of people racking up credit cards, diving and cooking while on Ambien.

I do have bad insomnia and was up to taking 2 ambien a night. Now I take Dr Zhangs sleep herb and it really works. I found out his phone consults ( since I am not near him in NYC ) are reasonable but the monthly herbal charge is a bit steep. I take a lot of supplements now and pay a good deal of money. I would like to talk to someone who has actually been on his plan. I have his book and Dr Weil and Dr Burascano speak well of him.

ve been taking clonazepam 1mg for about 18 months now, almost everyday (well every now and then for a couple months, but usually everyday) - and I also took ambien 20mg for about 3 years. I stopped the ambien 2-3 weeks ago and didn't notice any changes really, except I felt a little better and I've been a lot more entertaining/funny around my friends.

i don't usually take them...i took them about 20 mins ago on a full stomache....plus my anxiety is through the ROOF...mind won't stop wandering..i was shocked i'm still awake too.....and no i'm not withdrawing or drinking or taking any other drugs...except ibprofen....anyway i'm watching friends season 7 right now where chandler gets new glasses and everyone thinks he's had them forever...pretty funny...either the show's funny or the pills are starting to kick in....

and there have been 2 back to back commercials for lunesta and ambien. Oh well, guess what, keep on with the ads, I can take it. I have been clean from the ambien for 9 months now and I have no desire to sleep my life away again.

Well you got five. I hate to hear that you went thru that. And now this. As for sleep i used ambien at first.

ve been acting funny since i got up. That didnt really bother me until this started happening, right b4 my appointment I started hallucinating like seeing things swirl on the floor and light flashing things hopping in the corner of my eye. Then when we get to the doctor (my dad drove again) they had to cancel and now im stuck scared ******** for the next month. Im really frightened about what i might be turning into or just realizing what i really was idk....

Hello ladies! Something new I felt like starting. Just because. I love quotes :). Wishing you lots of sunshine, hugs and love today! If instead of a gem, or even a flower, we should cast the gift of a loving thought into the heart of a friend, that would be giving as the angels give.

as I know alot of my MH friends are as well... I thought it would be cool to get some of our favorite quotes in one place.... So, here's my first favorite and I'm sure I will post others later.... Can't wait to see yours as well... " If you can't convince them, confuse them!" -HARRY S.

I have had a couple patients addicted to large amounts of Ambien. There isn't a great amount of guidance out there for handling detox from Ambien; Ambien binds to a subunit of the GABA receptor, similar to benzodiazepines, so I think that a benzo taper would be reasonable.

That is how I became addicted to Ambien. I quit the pain meds cold turkey following a hysterectomy, but could not sleep. My doctor gave me a prescription of Ambien CR. I thought it was harmless enough, after all the commercials said "non-narcotic". Well needless to say, I traded one hell for another. It was harder to break the grips of the sleeping pills than the hydros.

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