fart song

hahahahahahahahahahaha.....sounds just like chris!!!!!! oh and i've started the "burping" lol, for no reason, and not the petite ones, or the "good" ones lol....i mean the MANLY ones, that guys get after a 6 pack of beer, or "mama's cooking" lol.....and chris just looks @ me, shakes his head, and chuckles....now 1 night i got such a good one (as he says), he didnt say a word, he just "knocked knuckles" with me lololol.....

s like the Kardashians to me. I know she once had a musical career but frankly, the only song I remember in reference to her is the one her ex husband sang about how much she hurt him. I know way back when she had a reality show but sadly, that revealed that her thinking cap needs to be returned for service. Yes, she's pretty. But what is there beyond that that I am missing?

dont no if this helps but i went to my dr because i felt like i was walking around **** as a fart all the time,,iv had no accidents at all..my gp gave me sercs tablets.. betahistamin and they have worked..i feel normal again..im no dr but u need to make sure yr head injury is ok..mybe its the fracture .i dont no..but yr gp had beta answer that one...yr ears can make u feel pissed to if u have a ear infection..im guessing yr gp has checked yr ears out already..

s very hurt, since i was 2nd year, the problem got worse, my fart does go out sometimes and i force to push in and later my fart goes out again but some months my fart goes out seldom, since i was 3rd year, my problem is getting worse because my fart goes out after a week, sometimes a day it goes out many times but i still continue to drink milk in breakfast, so today i am 4th year, it was very worst, i fart endless like, it goes out and i force to get in but suddenly go out and i am very embara

I figured I just had to fart no big deal only I couldn’t. I tried my best to fart and yes I would fart but I would have to force a fart. On Tuesday my symptoms were worse. I not only was bloated from not being able to poop, I couldn’t fart. On Wednesday I strained so hard to poop I did just a bit but it was so hard. And it did give me a little comfort but the dull ache didn’t go away. I couldnt eat due to the bloating.

and It does have a sad, perfect song to It... but those one animal cruelty commercials where Sarah Mclachlan (sp?) Is singing that "Arms of an Angel" song and It shows poor lil' sad animal clips... It makes me wanna adopt every single one of those poor things! I'll try to post a link If your not sure what I mean... but It might star It out.... maybe that will help you lol. http://www.youtube.com/ watch?

For anyone who listens to country music I have found that this song really hits home what we are going through,, play "If you're going through hell" http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.

Hello ladies... well I have decided the way I'm going to tell my husband when i find out for sure if we're pregnant... I have created a powerpoint with milestones that have marked our relationship since we got married... and the last slides say so this month (march 2010) is your bday but ur far away.. and since i can't send you large packages... i decided to do this and then give you your present when you come back... here's a clue... (next slide) ...we gotta start saving...

Could any of you ladies feel your baby fart???...I did for the first time yesterday when I was laying in bed with my bd...

I was wondering the same thing haha

No its not. The womb is sanitary and has no bacteria or air in it to cause a fart. It might just be the baby moving weird.

He needs to move away from his own fart lol sometime we fart at the same time and we giggle (we are so childish i know lol) and we say were fart buddies lol u definately need to laugh and not ferl bad about yourself. Just think baby poop is way worst! Esoecially when theres so much of it its coming out from the clothes lol n the only way to actually clean the baby is in the shower! Moments like that i hope i avoid lol but i will definately laugh so hard if it does happen!

I know this is tmi but does anyones fart smell horrible.

hello everyone I'm a good looking guy, studying at highschool, it really hurts when you do so much for your hygiene , but still you hear people saying, you smell like poop, and people asking, how many times you take bat? , I've had an amazing life 4 years ago, when I suddenly felt fart smell around me, first I thought it wasn't me, but even when I was alone sitting I Could smell the same odor.

Any you ladies fart in front of your man? Lol. Been with my bf since last January. Lived with him since April and have yet to fart in front of him (on purpose). Pregnancy makes me do gassy, in the morning when he leaves for work, I'm so happy to let some gas out, lol. I just can't bring myself to do it, I don't even know why! What about you ladies?

so since yesturday it feels weird like if i have air in there but not like a fart its more in the front wer i wud feel the baby it does feel anything like how a fart wud. Feel its not bloating either its just a weird air feeling wenever i move or press it jus feels weird idk...

Can babies fart in the womb? If they can poop why not fart? Hmmm good question.

Because I swear my *** run out of tissue every week drinking this water. And everytime I eat ice cream I fart like its no tomorrow and alot of times I can't fart because my fiance is around me so I got to hold it in. But when he leave I swear my farts sound like a gaint dinosaur. Then I hate the way I walk while pregnant I swear I look like a penguin wobbling from side to side.

She cries then let's outs a fart..

fart away, let them rip!!

The fart won't go through to the placenta. The only thing that will reach your baby is the nutritions from your blood after the placenta has sorten it out. The thing about farts is that it is gas, aka leftovers, from the intestions that the body need to get rid of.

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