LOL, if you're feeling that way, I think you need a new "family" too. I can vouch for Darvocet and Flexeril only making me sleepy and slow. If I need a muscle relaxer during the day when I am working, I take Zanaflex instead of Flexeril.
When i was first diagnosed, they started me on Naproxen, Plaquenil, Omniprozole, darvocet and Flexeril.