biggest farts ever

My boyfriend was saying that im gonna spend this whole pregnancy holding them in or hiding them. But when im pushing im gonna let out the biggest fart ever. Lol I said yeah well at that point I won't care.

Lol, if in doubt, let it out! Farts are like kids, u can only tolerate your own. I catch my husband with some beauties! Ive had to suffer him the last 11 yrs,its payback time!

My husband farts and walks away they are so bad, I did a tiny one and figured it wouldn't smell I laughed my butt off so hard because he couldn't leave the room fast enough!!! Pay back time!!!

Ok so I've been having vagainal farts for about a year now whenever I'm practicing yoga (especially when I'm doing shoulder stands, when my legs are in the air) sometimes when I'm laying in my bed I feel the air coming out of my vagina. I am not sexually active nor have I ever had sex before and I'm 16 years old. But I have had oral sex ( my boyfriend going down on me) and he usually just rubs my clit with 2 fingers but it didn't go any further.

A puppy who is just a little over 8 weeks old is still working on getting his digestive system into complete working order. Remember, just a couple of weeks ago he was still nursing off his mom and drinking milk. Just because they are eating solid food doesn't mean that they have the digestive capabilities of a grown dog or even of an older puppy. Has the puppy been wormed? If he's carrying a heavy parasite load it could account for some of that as well.

Omg all last week I had worst farts I was eating alot of fruits and vegetables and I know that makes u fart mine were pretty bad at least my husband was good about it at one point he was farting more then I was....

Ooh good I'm glad I'm not the only one haha....

My family members tease me about it all the time and sometimes it hurts when they do. I hate my farts, and I know everybody farts, but mine are a lot worse and I think it would present a problem when I start dating. I don't know if there is something I'm doing wrong, or if theres something I could do or eat to make it stop. Please help!!!!!!

instead of COW FARTS ~ but cow farts is much sillier ;) HEHE HEHOHO

I never farted in front of my fiancé until I got pregnant. Now I just let it rip. it's impossible to hold in! He thinks its gross and makes a big deal about it but I tell him if I have to deal with all these horrible pregnancy symptoms then he can deal with some gas lol plus, now he farts too and didn't before. But mine are seriously the worst smelling farts I have ever smelled. Seriously. The Worst.

We just adopted a little sweet kitten from a shelter (she was in a foster home) and we've been feeding her science diet for kittens. She's about 3 months old. We notice that she farts now and again (it's quite stinky). She is up to date on all her shots and has been dewormed and has been checked out at a vet prior to our adoption. Is it due to the new food? Is Science Diet a bad choice? Will she just adjust to the new food over time? Does it require a vet visit?

Lol that's all funny our puppy has killer farts as well n when she farts I get blamed Lol I hope it goes away after birth lol

I fart all the time also and sometimes I cant help it but my hubby farts way more then I do your bf just needs to remove whatever is up his rear and just laugh it off and light a candle or something lol its just farts

N my husband reacts and looks at me and says BABE U NASTY!! Lol i laugh at them gassy farts well while im with my husband cuz its embarrassing n well i told him that his gonna have to put up wit these stinky farts from now on lol n well in stores n ect i jst check of no ones around n then let it loose n walk away lol ohhh these gassy farts r jst not good!!!

My biggest fear is something happening to me during labor! This is my second child and my fear wasn't this bad with her. Do any of y'all ladies have this fear or thought?

i love it if my nan farts shes 84 and always says theres thunder in the air, makes me laugh when the dog farts she looks at her *** as if to say "were the hell did that come from" bit different if my hubby farts though that aint funny we all leg it haha

Does anyone gag and feel like there going to throw up by your husbands farts? Its the worst smell ever it used to not brother me but now I'm 8 weeks my smells and gaging are getting worse is this normal?

To add to the comments about the stinky farts when the baby farts and then cries my husband just doesn't understand.

CONGRATS! I've beenwih my bf almost 5 years we have a two year old and one on the way. I'm like is he ever gonna pop the question...... Hell make comments like UR my future wife and hell ask me for advice before he does somehing and hell say yea I.

Ever since getting into something in the yard a couple of weeks ago, our dog has been rank! It's enough to bring a tear to our eyes and our lunch to our throats. Thinking it's dysbiosis, I've been giving him UltraFlora (a probiotic) and digestive enzymes with each meal. He's on Innova Evo and hasn't had problems with it before, so I don't think it's his food. Any ideas what else we can do? We're running out of air freshener and matches. Thanks!

but I wonder what it is. It feels like jet tub bubbles from the inside. Anyone else get this?

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