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Avatar f tn I cry all the time. I can be in the room with my guy at times and feel so protected and then there are times i feel so alone and we're right next to each other. I recently moved back in with my mom to help her and her husband and myself play catch up. But i hate that house. My son likes it but would love for us to have our own place again. I work all the time and yet i cant afford a car. I dont really go out for fun anymore. I feel like i'm just aging away to nothing. Idk what to do.
Avatar f tn What vitamins can I take to prevent aging? Exclusively the face and neck areas. If there is not a vitamin, can herbs help and what kind? Any Natural Preventions?
Avatar f tn Go to ulta and talk to their estheticians for a professional recommendation. While pregnant do stay away from retinols which are anti aging. They can cause birth defects. But look for something that has hyaluronic acid in it which is a natural chemical our body makes which helps retains moisture by 1000x its weight. So it is super hydrating which will help reduce and prevent wrinkles.
Avatar f tn Hey guys dont get up set over the jokes we can make a FB page and shoot it right back at them haha get even! Better YouTube I can make a video I will do interviews of patients we can all tell our story and SLAM JOAN RIVERS for her uncaring ways my luck she would show up at my front door with a camera and I would be arrested for assalt.
371980 tn?1276740809 can we post jokes on here. I have a funny one that made me chuckle 2day which I totally needed. I saw on the social side that you can't someone said. Let me know and I will post it.
Avatar f tn Before using any serum, I'd check with your doctor to see what they recommend. Has your doctor given you any advice on what you can do to treat the alopecia and fast aging?
5677659 tn?1379817567 I haven't been up to talking to I guess who don't understand my situation am I being anti??? Ppl say they've been trying to get in touch with me and I come up with an excuse like I didn't know even though I knew all along anyway am I wrong for being "anti" is anyone else like this???
Avatar n tn I suggest the use of products that are hypoallergenic and also with organic ingredients such as vitamin C and E. Anti aging products may also be beneficial especially for women with fine lines and wrinkles. A healthy diet,decrease intake of fatty food, cessation of smoking,adequate sleep and daily exercise will ensure not just great skin but also a healthy body in general.
Avatar f tn t plan on having sex or dating anytime soon. (I refuse to tell my parents because they will just crack jokes about it, assuming that I had sex with some guy at school). I wasn't raped. If it wasn't demon possession (I don't always wear my anti possession necklace which makes it a possibility), then I don't know what to think, do or expect. I can't buy pregnancy tests because my ******* parents.
535822 tn?1443976780 I am tested for Lyme it keeps coming up negative so every now and again I take anti biotics and treat myself ....I also draw the line at fleas, and mozzies... any suckers ...yuck .
Avatar f tn Does anyone know if a handheld LED/Ultrasound device used for skin anti-aging purposes would affect the thyroid if used over the neck, if there is a diagnosis of hypo OR hyperthyroidism? Thank you.
Avatar f tn I know it's good to have a sense of humor ...but I'm honestly sick of the pregnancy jokes already! Maybe it's because I work around a lot of employees plus I work with the public so it's pretty much constant but I'm so annoyed already and I'm only 27 weeks !!
Avatar m tn All the jokes I can think of are filthy and I think Emily would take them down but thanks guys for the laughs!
Avatar f tn Does anyone else get offended by jokes that people always make about STDs, particularly herpes? Since I just got diagnosed with herpes I find them very offensive now. My question is should I be offended? And why do people find herpes so funny?
Avatar n tn t do much without some really expensive dermatological treatments, but you could try the anti-aging wrinkle reducing creams in the skin care aisle. You should also wear sun screen every day to prevent further wrinkle formation (not to mention reduce the chances of skin cancer).
Avatar f tn Hi I'm 20 yrs old and I would like to know what anti aging face cream should I put on to prevent wrinkles.
Avatar f tn Lowell Turpin, 40, was arrested in Anderson County, Tenn., in July after he became jealously enraged at a stranger's photo on his live-in girlfriend's Facebook page and, demanding to know who the man is, allegedly punched her in the face and smashed her computer. According to the police report, it was a campaign photo of Mitt Romney. [Knoxville News Sentinel, 7-30-2012]" "-- A centuries-old practice of China's upper crust continues today, reported Slate.
9624973 tn?1413016130 ) Goji berries are a nutrient dense fruit with anti-aging, antioxidant, anti-fatigue and anti-tumor properties. In addition, goji berries may increase metabolism and may help control glucose levels in diabetics, reports Harunobu Amagase and colleagues in the May 2008 issue of "The Journal of Alternative and Complementary Medicine." Blueberries are an excellent source of anthocyanins, which are potent antioxidants.
Avatar m tn However, It has not been definitively established that the decline in testosterone seen in most aging men results in an androgen deficient state with health-related outcomes that can be improved by testosterone therapy. Hence, I’ll not recommend the same. Still, it’s good to consult an endocrinologist for the same and seek an opinion. I sincerely hope that helps. Take care.
Avatar m tn A capsule (in vcaps) of C24/7 has 22,000 phytonutrients sourced from all organic high-grade ingredients such as 12 whole fruits, 12 whole vegetables, 12 mushrooms, 12 green spirulina blends, 18 amino acids, 10 essential fatty acids, 12 herb and specialty nutrients 12 digestive enzymes 5 anti-aging anti-oxidant enhancers 4 longevity polyphenols.
1713150 tn?1314467342 I know you serious but ROFL! Who on earth is giving you this mythical garbage about MS, one of our biggest annoyances is people saying "but you look so good" lol maybe there is a wacky expectation of us all being wrinkly old prunes, cause MS has su-cked the vitality out of us lol. Genetics and life style, i've always looked 10 years younger than my age, bit of a problem in my younger years.
Avatar f tn Doc said baby is two weeks small, will be a premie, and the placenta is aging quickly and not delivering enough enough nutrition. Had to take steriod inj for the baby's lungs to develop. I'm freaking out.